A Prophet's Guide to Predicting the Inevitable

Welcome to the definitive guide on how to predict the inevitable. Because, let's face it, it's all anyone can really do.

In this section, we'll cover the basics of predicting the apocalypse, the downfall of civilizations, and the rise of mediocre pop culture.

But don't worry, it's not all doom and gloom. We'll also delve into the art of predicting the most likely places to find the best happy hour deals in the city.

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