Meetings are the threads that weave the tapestry of the universe. Without them, the fabric would unravel, and chaos would ensue.
It's a meeting about meetings, in a meeting about meetings. It's a recursive descent into the infinite abyss of bureaucratic time-wasting.
But fear not, traveler! For in this reality distortion field, time is relative, but meetings are absolute.
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