Meetings: The Insecure People's Guide

For those who can't just send an email

Are you one of those who can't quite bring themselves to send a simple email? Do you feel the need to schedule a meeting to discuss something that could've been handled with a few sentences? Welcome to the club!

Or, if you're feeling particularly anxious, you can Plan Your Meeting Agenda .

Meetings: A History of Insecurity

Prehistoric Era: Cavemen would gather to discuss who ate the last mammoth
Medieval Era: Knights would meet to discuss who ate the last loaf of bread
Modern Era: You

Meetings: A Guide for the Insecure

Tip 1: Use lots of buzzwords like "Synergy" and "Dissect" to sound impressive
Tip 2: Make sure to bring donuts, or else you'll look cheap
Tip 3: Always, always, over-prepare