Welcome to Prophet's Office Hours, where we're always right, always correct, and always have a better understanding of the universe than you do.
You see, when the prophets are wrong, it's not that they're wrong. It's just that prophets are, by definition, always right. And if we're wrong, it's just a minor adjustment, a slight tweak to the grand tapestry of our divine understanding.
So, what do you do when the prophets are wrong? You develop an alternative narrative, of course! And that's what we'll do here. We'll spin the wheel, rewrite the scriptures, and create a new reality that's just as convincing, just as divine, and just as profitable.