What to Do When the Prophets Are Wrong

So, you've been led astray by a well-intentioned but misguided seer.

You know, someone who's always predicting doom and gloom, but somehow forgot to check their horoscope that day.

Don't worry, we've got you covered!

Step 1: Find the Hidden Campground

Located in the heart of Nowheresville, USA, this campground is the perfect place to escape the prophets' madness.

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Step 2: Join the Council of Reasonable Thinkers

A group of level-headed folks who'll help you figure out what's really going on.

Attend the Meeting

Step 3: Practice Critical Thinking (and Drinking)

When the prophets are wrong, you need to be extra right.

Grab a cold one and let the rational thinking begin!

Take a Break

Step 4: Create Your Own Prophecy

Time to take the reins and predict a brighter future!

Get creative and craft your own optimistic prophecy!

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