Meeting the Prophets: A Guide to Not Being Right

When the prophets are wrong, it's not about being right, it's about being prepared. Here are some tips to keep in mind when meeting the prophets:

• Accepting the Inevitable
• Asking for a Refund (on Your Sanity)
• Pretending to Agree (for the Sake of Harmony)
• Running Away from the Prophets (Literally)

And don't forget to bring snacks. Prophets are notoriously hungry.