According to our totally not-made-up sources, the Prophets have gone rogue. They're predicting the apocalypse, but only for the sake of it. They claim the world will end in 3.14... no, wait, that's not right. It's actually 4.21. Or is it? Our team of expert prophets-in-training are hard at work trying to decipher the correct doomsday date.
But don't worry! We've got a team of experts (okay, they're actually just interns) who are working tirelessly to debunk the Prophets' wild claims. Want to know more about our theory?