Surviving in the Underground Bunker: A Guide for the Post-Modern Prophet

As a prophet, you're probably used to being right. But let's face it, sometimes the prophets are wrong. And when they are, you need to know how to survive in the underground bunker.

Here's the thing: the bunker is not just a place to hide from the apocalypse, it's a state of mind. It's a place where you can be a visionary without being a visionary.

Finding the Bunker Door | Setting up the Bunker Lab

Bunker Snacks are not just for survival, they're for inspiration. Think deep-fried anything, because why not?

In the bunker, you're not just a prophet, you're a chef. So, bunker recipes are your friend.