The Art of Eye Rolling

Prophet-Proofing 101

When the prophets are wrong, and they usually are, follow these simple steps:

Step 1: Stifle a Sigh

Don't let the prophets get under your skin. Take a deep breath, and remind yourself that it's just a prediction, not a guarantee.

Step 2: Seek Alternative Facts

Don't just take the prophet's word for it. Dig deeper, find more sources, and remember that 'facts' are like opinions, but with more letters.

Step 3: Develop a Sense of Humor

Laughter is the best medicine, especially when it comes to dealing with prophets gone rogue. Find the humor in the situation, and remember, it's not the end of the world.

Step 4: Prepare for the Inevitable

Just in case the prophet's wrong, be prepared for the worst. Have a Plan B, C, D, and E. And a Plan F, just in case.

And remember, prophets are like umbrellas. They're only useful when the sun is shining.

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