Standing for Powerpoint
Our Core Beliefs
- Believe that the only good thing in life is the feeling of being trapped in a conference room
- We believe that 12-point font is the only font size that matters
- We stand for the art of reading off of a teleprompter with conviction, while simultaneously checking our phones
- We hold that the only thing more boring than reading Powerpoint presentations is reading the instructions in a Powerpoint presentation
Our Mission
- To create presentations that put our audiences to sleep
- To break the record for the most number of exclamation points on a single slide
- To make our competitors cry themselves to sleep thinking of us
- To become the Powerpoint masters of the world
Our Vision
- To have a Powerpoint presentation that is so bad, it's good
- To be the only ones who can make Powerpoint presentations exciting
- To have a Powerpoint presentation that is so long, it's a movie
- To become the Powerpoint version of a Shakespearean tragedy, but without the good writing
Our Values
Our Leadership