It's a tale of love, of cheese, of minimalist decor and the crushing despair of it all. The pizza party was meant to be the highlight of the quarter, a celebration of good food and better company. But alas, it never was.
As it turns out, the prophets of doom (our department heads) had other plans. They cancelled the party, citing "logistical concerns" and "fiscal responsibilities." But we all know the truth: they just didn't want to deal with our judgemental taste in music.
But fear not, dear friends! We have uncovered the real reason behind the cancellation. Click here for the juicy deets.
Or, if you're feeling brave, try our in-depth coverage of the whole sordid affair.