MEETING MINUTES: White Noise Symphony
SONIC EXPLOSION
Minutes of the White Noise Symphony Meeting
Meeting Purpose: To create a cacophony of sound that will shatter eardrums and challenge the very fabric of sanity.
Attendees:
- John, CEO
- Jane, COO
- Tom, CMO
Agenda Items:
- Item 1: Create a 10-minute loop of pure white noise.
- Item 2: Integrate with Discord's API to create an automated feedback loop.
- Item 3: Hire a team of sonic engineers to ensure maximum ear damage.
Decisions:
- Item 1: Approved with modifications (add a 2-minute loop of cat meowing to create an interesting dynamic).
- Item 2: Deferred to the next meeting, pending further research on Discord's API (or lack thereof).
- Item 3: Approved, with a cap on the team size to 10 sonic engineers.
Next Meeting:
Next Meeting: White Noise Symphony: The Sound of Silence (a.k.a. The Meeting where we all get Deafened)
Time: 2pm, next Thursday
View Decision 3: Sonic Engineer Team Size Cap
View Decision 1: White Noise Loop with Cat Meowing
View Decision 2: Discord API Research
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