MEETING MINUTES: White Noise Symphony

SONIC EXPLOSION

Minutes of the White Noise Symphony Meeting

Meeting Purpose: To create a cacophony of sound that will shatter eardrums and challenge the very fabric of sanity.

Attendees:

• John, CEO
• Jane, COO
• Tom, CMO

Agenda Items:

• Item 1: Create a 10-minute loop of pure white noise.
• Item 2: Integrate with Discord's API to create an automated feedback loop.
• Item 3: Hire a team of sonic engineers to ensure maximum ear damage.

Decisions:

• Item 1: Approved with modifications (add a 2-minute loop of cat meowing to create an interesting dynamic).
• Item 2: Deferred to the next meeting, pending further research on Discord's API (or lack thereof).
• Item 3: Approved, with a cap on the team size to 10 sonic engineers.

Next Meeting:

Next Meeting: White Noise Symphony: The Sound of Silence (a.k.a. The Meeting where we all get Deafened)

Time: 2pm, next Thursday

View Decision 3: Sonic Engineer Team Size Cap

View Decision 1: White Noise Loop with Cat Meowing

View Decision 2: Discord API Research

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