Meeting Notes: Whiteboard Solutions to the World's Most Pressing Problems
Session 8: "Eat All the Brainz, Manz, and Wizzkidz"
Today, we tackled the thorniest of them all: the snack budget conundrum. After 3 hours of intense discussion, we emerged with the revolutionary solution: elevate snack budget to 1000% of total expenses!
- Eliminate all meetings
- Replace all meetings with snack breaks
- Introduce mandatory 3 o'clock coffee breaks
Key takeaways:
- Increased productivity by 300%
- Snack-to-employee ratio increased by 2000%!
- We almost got fired, but not quite