We are a team of highly trained professionals who specialize in solving the most complex of problems, all while consuming 8 units of pizza.
Our team's motto is "If at first you don't succeed, eat 8 more."
Our current project is the development of the "Inflato-Matic 3000", a machine that turns anything into a pizza.
Back to Strategy Session
Phase 1: Theoretical Foundations
We will begin by studying the fundamental principles of pizza, including but not limited to:
- The art of the perfect sauce-to-cheese ratio.
- The optimal amount of topping distribution.
- The secret to making it rain cheese.
Phase 2: Practical Applications
We will then apply our knowledge to real-world scenarios, including but not limited to:
- Transforming your average Tuesday into a pizza.
- Converting your favorite video game into a pizza-themed experience.
- Making pizza out of your enemies.
Phase 3: The Uncontrollable Rise of the Machines
Phase 3: The Uncontrollable Rise of the Machines
We will then unleash our creations upon the world, and watch as the machines take over and make all the pizzas.
But don't worry, we'll make sure to save some for you.