Case File #M001: "Who Asked the Last Question?"
A bizarre phenomenon has occurred in Meeting Room 4, where a single question has been asked repeatedly for the past 24 hours. The question, "What's for lunch?" has become a sort of Socratic plague, with no one willing to answer it.
Witnesses report hearing a single voice, belonging to John from Accounting, who has become fixated on the question.
Further investigation revealed that John had been secretly training for this moment, fueled by an endless supply of coffee and a desire to be noticed.
The meeting has now been adjourned due to "irreconcilable differences" between the questioner and the rest of the team.