WHO ATE THE SANDWICH

It's a mystery that has puzzled the world for centuries.

Or so we've been told.

Meetings: The Great Sandwich Heist

By: Jane Doe, Investigative Reporter

THEORIES

• It was the IT department. They're always eating the most.
• Maybe it was the intern. They're always eating something.
• We suspect a rogue hamster. Yes, you read that right.

EVIDENCE

None of the above

We're still investigating.