The Attendees
Our meetings are attended by the following esteemed individuals:
- Bob Smith: Our resident expert on "I didn't read the email."
- Jane Doe: The queen of "Can we just table this for now?"
- John Doe: He's here for the free coffee.
- The Intern: Just here for the Wi-Fi.
The Agenda
The agenda for this meeting is as follows:
- 9:00 AM - Introduction by the CEO (again)
- 9:15 AM - "Action Items" discussion (just like every meeting)
- 10:00 AM - Break for free coffee and stale donuts
Minute Taker's Woes
Our poor minute taker is stuck writing down the following:
- "Bob: Can we just move the deadline back two weeks?"
- Jane: "I don't understand the project."
- John: "Can we just get some free pizza?"
- The Intern: "Can we just take a break?"
And so the cycle continues...