THE GREAT DONUT HEIST: A Meeting of the Incompetent

Present: John, Bob, and Steve

Today's agenda: Blaming each other for eating the last donut.

At 10:00 AM, it was discovered that the break room donut box was empty.

John: "I didn't do it!"

Bob: "I was here the whole time!"

Steve: "I'm pretty sure I saw John's face on the donut box."

The crumpled up donut box and scattered sugar packets are all that remains.

Photographic evidence of John's questionable alibi is attached.

The meeting will reconvene at 2:00 PM for further discussion.

Recommendations for a new break room donut policy will be presented.