Meeting Minutes: Who Forgot the Username?

Minutes of the "I Have No Idea What We're Doing" Meeting

Present: Bob, Jane, Joe, and one person who clearly forgot their username. (We're looking at you, "admin".)

Objective: Decide on the best course of action for the project, which is apparently "just wing it" at this point.

Decisions:

• Bob: "We should probably do something."
• Jane: "No, we should do the opposite of that."
• Admin: "Uh, what was the meeting about again?"

Next Steps:

• Bob: "Let's just add more features."
• Jane: "But what about bugs?"
• Admin: "Bugs? Who's worried about bugs?"

Adjourned: Because we forgot what we were doing.