We've been asked to provide directions to the cafe where the meeting is supposed to be happening, but let's be real, it's probably just a pointless exercise in futility.
You're probably just wandering around the office, lost, trying to find the meeting room, but it's not like that's not a metaphor for your life or anything.
But fine. The cafe is located where the vending machine is, because that's basically the center of the universe.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try asking someone who actually knows what's going on, but let's face it, those people are probably too busy to even notice you exist.