Meetings: Because Email is a Luxury
Meetings: because who needs to actually communicate with people from the comfort of their own homes?
Why waste your time crafting a thoughtful email when you can simply walk into a conference room and yell "I'm here!" at the top of your lungs?
Plus, who needs a paper trail when you can just rely on everyone's memory to recall what was discussed in the 3-hour meeting that started at 2:30pm and ended at 5:00pm with a 30-minute break in between?
Meetings: because who needs productivity when you can have pointless small talk and unnecessary meetings?