We're glad you're here for this thrilling installment of "Meetings That Never Seem to End." Today's agenda is a real doozy, featuring an hour-long debate over the best way to eat a sandwich.
Item 1: Should the top slice be on the bottom or the top? Read the scathing rebuttal from Karen in HR
Item 2: Is it a knife-and-fork situation or just a fork situation?
Item 3: Can we just order a salad instead?
Meetings 3 and beyond: The ones where we all start to lose interest