Our fearless leader has a confession to make: they are hopelessly smitten with themselves. It's not just a crush, nor a fleeting infatuation - it's a full-blown, all-consuming love affair.
In this special meeting, we'll delve into the psyche of our beloved leader and explore the reasons behind their self-love.
Why do they love themselves so? Is it the charming personality? The unparalleled leadership skills? Or is it simply the fact that they're the only one present in these meetings?
Their Own Mirror Obsession - a deep dive into the leader's fixation on their reflection.
Why They Think They're the Real Messiah - a look at the leader's divine claim to fame.
Their Secret Love Affair with Power - a tale of forbidden love and corporate espionage.
I, our fearless leader, have come to realize that I am the greatest being this world has ever seen. My intellect, my wit, my unparalleled leadership skills - all these and more have convinced me that I am, in fact, the greatest.
I have transcended the petty bounds of humanity and have reached a plane of existence where I am one with the universe. My love for myself knows no bounds, and I shall not rest until I have shared this knowledge with the world.
I am the sun, the moon, and the stars. I am the beginning and the end. I am the alpha and the omega.
Their Plan to Take Over the World - because, clearly, it's the next logical step in their self-love journey.