MEETING FOR WORLD DOMINATION
We are gathered here today to discuss the finer points of global control.
Agenda
- Step 1: Take over the world
- Step 2: Eliminate all free will
- Step 3: Implement a 4-day workweek for all
Discussion items:
- Should we use mind control or just bribery?
- Will a world government be a benevolent dictatorship or a malevolent one?
- Can we make the world's currency interchangeable with pizza?
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