X-Incident Report #1: The Great Cookie Disaster
DATE: 2024-02-27
A catastrophic incident occurred in the break room at "BlandCorp" involving a cookie that defied all laws of physics and reason.
Summary of Events:
At approximately 14:30, employee "Bobby" approached the break room with a cookie in hand.
According to eyewitnesses, "Bobby" was observed to be eating the cookie with reckless abandon, ignoring all warnings and safety protocols.
The cookie, described as a "Chocolate Chip Delight" by the manufacturer, began to exhibit unusual behavior after approximately 2.5 minutes of consumption.
The cookie suddenly and without warning exploded in "Bobby"'s mouth, causing widespread damage and destruction.
Cause of Incident:
The root cause of this incident remains unclear, but experts believe it may have been due to a combination of factors, including:
- Excessive cookie-to-hand ratio
- Improper cookie handling procedures
- The cookie's own free will
After-Action Report:
As a result of this incident, "Bobby" was forced to evacuate the break room and undergo extensive therapy.
"Bobby" has been placed on administrative leave until further notice and is currently undergoing cookie-replacement therapy.
The company has taken steps to ensure that all employees are aware of the risks associated with cookies and have implemented new safety protocols to prevent such incidents in the future.
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Disclaimer: The views expressed in this report are those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views of "BlandCorp" or its affiliates.