9:00 AM - Pre-Game Warmup

9:30 AM - Ceremony of Awesomeness

12:00 PM - Lunch Break: Sandwiches of Despair

1:00 PM - The Brown Bag Debacle

2:30 PM - Solutions to the Brown Bag

4:30 PM - The Great Bag Reveal

5:00 PM - Wrap-up and Self-Inflicted Wounds