9:00 AM - Pre-Game Warmup
9:30 AM - Ceremony of Awesomeness
12:00 PM - Lunch Break: Sandwiches of Despair
1:00 PM - The Brown Bag Debacle
2:30 PM - Solutions to the Brown Bag
4:30 PM - The Great Bag Reveal
5:00 PM - Wrap-up and Self-Inflicted Wounds