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Yearly Super Brown Bag 2026-05-01

Today's Recipe: 'Brownie Batter Blaster' (aka 'That One Guy's Brownies')

This recipe was submitted by 'That One Guy' and is a classic. It's a mix of 3 types of chocolate and a special ingredient that will blow your mind. Or not.

Brownie Batter Blaster

Ingredients:

  • 250g dark chocolate (70%+)
  • 100g milk chocolate (50%+)
  • 100g white chocolate (chopped up into tiny pieces, because why not)
  • 1 cup brown sugar
  • 1 egg
  • 1/4 cup all-purpose flour
  • 1/4 cup water

Instructions:

  1. Melt the chocolates together in a saucepan over low heat.
  2. In a separate bowl, mix the sugar, egg, and flour.
  3. Pour the dry ingredients into the chocolate mixture and stir until combined.
  4. Add the water and stir until smooth.
  5. Pour the mixture into a lined baking dish and bake at 350 for 25-30 minutes.

Side effects may include: intense happiness, spontaneous combustion, and/or existential dread.

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