Adopted by the Council of Unreliable Decision Makers on February 27, 2023, Resolution 2/2023 is a document that defies logic and reason.
Section 1: The Right to Make Poor Life Choices
Article 1: All citizens are granted the right to make questionable decisions, regardless of consequences.
Article 2: The government shall not be held accountable for the repercussions of said decisions.
Section 2: The Obligation to Procrastinate
Article 1: All employees are required to spend at least 30 minutes every hour browsing cat videos.
Article 2: Meetings shall be scheduled to discuss the importance of meetings.
Section 3: The Freedom to be Unproductive
Article 1: The right to work from home while wearing pajamas and eating Cheetos.
Article 2: The freedom to use 17 different social media platforms simultaneously.