Stand-up Sessions: Session 1 prophets

"The Art of Prophesying" - A 3-hour lecture on predicting the exact number of donuts you'll eat at the company cafeteria.

Speaker: Session 2: The Science of Prophesying will be held next week, but don't worry, this week's speaker has a 99% success rate in predicting last week's lottery numbers.

Speaker: Balthazar McProphet