Sock Burning: The Dark Art of Sock Destruction

Warning: the following techniques are not for the faint of heart. Proceed with caution (and a strong stomach).

Method 1: The Microwave Method

Simply throw your socks in the microwave and set it to "incinerate". Works best with cotton socks.

Method 2: The Sock Blender

The Sock Blender: A Brutal Approach

For the truly committed sock burner, nothing less than utter destruction will do. Behold, the Sock Blender: a behemoth of a machine that will reduce your socks to naught but a memory.

Aka: "The Sock Shredder 4000", this behemoth has been known to burn through 20 pairs of socks in under 5 minutes. Not for the faint of heart.