Sock Burning Anonymous

Welcome, fellow sock enthusiasts! You've stumbled upon the secret underground movement of Sock Burning Anonymous, where we revel in the art of recklessly discarding socks without consequence. Our motto? "A single sock is just the start, but a mountain of socks is a movement."

Here, you'll find our manifesto, our rituals, and our sock-themed memes. So, grab a cold one and get ready to join the revolution!

The Sock Burning Code

• Step 1: Identify the sock
• Step 2: Deny responsibility
• Step 3: Blame the missing mate (or a sock thief)
• Step 4: Burn the sock in a blaze of defiance

Sock Burning Rites

• Learn the ancient art of sock burning
• Participate in a sock burning ceremony

Sock Burning Memes

• Laugh at the absurdity of sock burning

Sock Burning Support

Need help coping with the existential dread of a missing sock? Visit our Sock Burning Counsel

Or, if you're feeling extra bold, join our Sock Burning Brawl and challenge our current Sock Burning Champion, Sockzilla

Learn more about the history of Sock Burning