Warning: Do not attempt to overwash your socks in a single sitting. It will lead to madness, despair, and a strong sense of existential dread. SOCK OVERDOSE
But what's the point of even having socks, anyway? They're just going to get soggy and smell like a damp basement. Maybe it's better to just burn them all in a fiery pit of despair? THE SOCK BURNING SOCIETY
We've all been there, friend. We've all stared into the abyss of sock overwashing, our minds consumed by the endless cycle of soap and water, the crushing despair of a single, soggy thread.