SOCK PROGRAMMING TIPS
1. Always wear your socks to meetings. It's a known fact that socks increase productivity by 100%.
2. Use only the most comfortable socks. No blisters, no sweat. You are a professional.
3. Never, ever, wear matching socks. The world is a boring place, and so are matching socks.
4. Keep your socks in a secure location. A sock drawer is a must.