Welcome to the Sock Puppet Government, where the puppets pull the strings and the strings are made of socks.
Our esteemed leader, Alan, has been busy with his socks for thoughts, and we can't wait to see what he's come up with next.
But wait, what's this? A new department has been established? The Sock Puppet Bureau, tasked with regulating all things sock related.
Click here to learn more about our sock-tastic regulations.