We specialize in the finest, most ostentatious socks you've ever laid eyes on. From striped to polka-dotted, we've got the most garish, most eye-searing, most utterly bewildering socks this side of the Mississippi.
Visit our Sock of Destiny for the most transcendent, most awe-inspiring, most life-changing sock experience.
Meet Charlie, the infamous sock merchant extraordinaire. With a background in Extreme Ironing, a degree in Sock Science, and a penchant for the absurd, Charlie has spent years honing his craft and perfecting the art of sock-ery.
From humble beginnings in a small, dingy basement, to his current, sprawling emporium, Charlie's Sock Emporium has grown to become the go-to destination for those seeking the most...unconventional, most...unorthodox, and most utterly bewildering socks this side of the Mississippi.
A classic choice for those who like a little bit of flash and a little bit of dash.
Browse Striped SocksA whimsical choice for those who like a little bit of whimsy and a little bit of wonder.
Browse Polka-Dot SocksA bold, dashing choice for those who like a little bit of flair and a little bit of danger.
Browse Plaid Socks