Charlie's Sock Dungeon

Ranking the socks of your dreams

Welcome to the most epic battle of wits, the most majestic showdown of the footwear world. Here, the socks are judged by the great and powerful Charlie, the Sock Oracle.

Currently, we are ranking the socks of your favorite, moderately successful, indie band, 'The Velvet Underground'. We've got 5 albums to go through, and we're only getting started.

Go to Album 1: The Velvet Underground (1967)

Go to Album 2: The Velvet Underground (1969)

Go to Album 3: The Cro-Magnon Tapes

Go to Album 4: Slayter

Go to Album 5: Slayter II: The Sockening