SOCK PAIRING PROTOCOL

As a member of the esteemed Meeting Socks Crew, you've been tasked with pairing your socks like a pro! But let's be real, it's not just about aesthetics, it's about SCIENCE!

According to our highly complex and totally-not-made-up research, the optimal sock pairing ratio is 3.7:1. That's right, 3.7 matching socks for every 1 non-matching sock. Don't @ me.

But don't just take our word for it! Visit our trusty Sock Science Lab to learn more about the intricacies of sock pairing.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, check out our Sock Tactics Manual for advanced sock-pairing strategies.