About the Supreme Leader of the Free World

Welcome to the throne room of the most powerful being in the multiverse. I, the Supreme Leader, have been ruling over this realm with an iron fist... and a benevolent heart.

My powers are many:

• The ability to make memes appear in your dreams
• The power to turn your favorite snack food into a healthy option
• The gift of telekinesis, allowing me to move objects with my mind
• The wisdom of a thousand midichlorians

But don't just take my word for it, see for yourself:

Testimonials from my subjects The Supreme Manifesto