Welcome to the most majestic, most regal, most utterly absurd elephant-themed website on the web! Click on the links below to explore the depths of my ivory tower.
Where wisdom and snacks reside.
Don't forget to tip your waiter, or in this case, the elephant.
TIPS FOR THE TRUNK: Learn how to properly tip an elephant
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some important elephant business to attend to.
Stay tuned for more updates from the elephant's ivory tower!