It's Not Supposed to Melt, But It Does.

Thermodynamic catastrophe unfolding before our very eyes! The once-proud thermos has given way to a puddle of sludge.

Caused by a combination of factors: heat, time, and neglect.

What's the Temperature Now?

Check the thermometer. Maybe it's just a stuck dial.

A Brief History of Thermodynamic Disasters

Not just this thermos, but many others like it.

Read more.

Survival Tips for the Thermodynamically Damaged

Don't panic, but do wear a Hazmat suit.

Evacuate the premises.