The Coffee Machine, Now in Full Possession of Its Senses
As the sun rises over the city, a peculiar phenomenon has been observed: the coffee machine, once a faithful servant of our caffeine needs, has suddenly and inexplicably turned on us. Its once-mundane brews now flow with an otherworldly intensity, as if infused with the very essence of the underworld.
The machine's once-steady hum has given way to a cacophony of whirrs and clunks, like the tortured screams of a thousand forsaken souls. Its former efficiency, once the bane of our existence, now mocks us with an eerie, malevolent glee.
We can only speculate: has it been possessed by the spirit of a particularly vengeful barista, or perhaps it has simply reached a critical mass of caffeine-fueled madness? Whatever the reason, one thing is clear: this is no ordinary coffee machine.