The Accidental Email

It was a dark and stormy night when Bob, a hapless office drone, pressed 'send' on the wrong button. Instead of sending his quarterly sales report, he accidentally fired the entire marketing department.

As the marketing team's last surviving member, Jane was left with the daunting task of rebranding the company from scratch.

She spent the next 48 hours frantically Googling "How to rebrand a company with no money and a broken printer."

But, as fate would have it, Jane stumbled upon our very own Phase 1: The Rebranding guide, a 300-page tome written by a mysterious figure known only as "The Brand Whisperer."

Little did Jane know, The Brand Whisperer was actually a time-traveling, interdimensional, coffee-fueled entity with an unhealthy obsession with Comic Sans.

Continue to Phase 2: The Brand Whisperer's Revenge