The Inevitable Merger

It's not just a merger, it's a union. A union of equals, united in their quest for profit and power.

As we speak, negotiations are underway. The fate of our beloved company, "Blerg Inc." hangs in the balance.

Will we become the unstoppable force of nature that is "Blerg-MegaCorp", or will we be reduced to a footnote in the annals of history as "Blerg-MiniCo"? The world waits with bated breath.

Key Players

• Chairman of the Board: Bergenon McFumblepants
• CEO: Oliver the Unwise
• COO: Ceo Olivia Utterly Confused

Key Terms

• Merging for the Soul
• Losing Your Grip on Reality
• CEO Madness Syndrome

Stay tuned, the fate of Blerg Inc. is about to get a whole lot more interesting.

		import BlergInc
from mergers_and_acquisitions import CEO
from finance import money
from psychology import ego
print("We're going to merge, aren't we?")