Q: What is the deal with the coffee machine in the break room?
A: It's not just a coffee machine, it's a portal to a parallel universe where caffeine is the only truth.
Q: Why do the fluorescent lights flicker so violently?
A: It's because the office ghosts are trying to communicate with the living through a series of increasingly dramatic light shows.
Q: Who is the mysterious figure in the back corner with the mustache?
A: That's just our beloved CEO, secretly a time-traveling aristocrat from ancient Egypt.
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