The Misunderstood Memo

A Guide for the Lost and Confused

Q: What is the deal with the coffee machine in the break room?

A: It's not just a coffee machine, it's a portal to a parallel universe where caffeine is the only truth.

Q: Why do the fluorescent lights flicker so violently?

A: It's because the office ghosts are trying to communicate with the living through a series of increasingly dramatic light shows.

Q: Who is the mysterious figure in the back corner with the mustache?

A: That's just our beloved CEO, secretly a time-traveling aristocrat from ancient Egypt.