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Investigation into the mysterious disappearance of Captain Worf's socks.
Initial Report by Agent Smith
Summary: Captain Worf's socks have gone missing, last seen in the vicinity of the warp core.
Witnesses report seeing Captain Worf arguing with the warp core's sentient toaster.
Further investigation is required, but sources close to the Captain confirm he has been experiencing a severe case of 'Temporal Sock-astrophe'.
Recommendation: Send in a team of highly trained and heavily armed agents to negotiate with the warp core's toaster.
View Toaster's Statement | View Captain Worf's Interview
Investigator's Notes: "I have a bad feeling about this one."