Appliance Profile: Toaster 3000 (aka The Toaster of Terror)

Also known as "The Toaster of Despair" or "The Breakfast of Desperation"

Model Number: TOAST-3000

Year Released: 2015

Manufacturer: Toastertron

Features:

• Toasts up to 6 slices at once
• Has a built-in coffee maker
• Can play "T minimalist" elevator music

Warning: Side effects include:

• Uncontrollable urges to toast everything
• Increased risk of burnt fingers
• May cause toaster-related anxiety

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