John has taken 427 naps in the last month alone, averaging a respectable 14 naps per week.
He's particularly fond of napping on Wednesdays, taking an impressive 23 naps that day alone.
His favorite napping spot is the couch, where he can often be found sprawled out in a tangled mess of blankets and snores.
Disclaimer: Napping statistics are highly unreliable and subject to change without notice. Do not quote without permission.