Here are the accomplishments of JohnTheBloopinator, the greatest Bloopinators of all time:
For 5 whole seconds, JohnTheBloopinator held the longest, loudest, and most majestic fart the world had ever heard.
See more of JohnTheBloopinator's Farting Techniques!JohnTheBloopinator has broken his own record 12 times for the most Bloopies collected in one sitting. The current count: 427 Bloopies.
Read about JohnTheBloopinator's Bloopie Counting Championships!JohnTheBloopinator can fit into a thimble and still do a triple axel in under 3 seconds. This is a feat of pure Bloopinatory prowess.
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