JohnTheBloopinator's Brutalist Coffee Shop

Welcome to the most aesthetically displeasing coffee shop in the world!

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Our Menu

We serve a variety of coffee that will ruin your eyes and your taste buds.

• Ugly Coffee Beans
• Blooming Coffee Roast
• Coffee Mystery Mug

Don't forget to try our special: the "Bloopinator Blend"!

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Contact us if you have any complaints or suggestions about the aesthetic of our shop!

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