JohnTheBloopinator's Secret Lair

Welcome to the most epic, most legendary, most unbelievably amazing secret lair in all the land!

Where the Bloopinators come to play, where the snacks are plentiful, and the schemes are always on.

Latest Schemes:

Our latest plan to steal all the world's cheese has been foiled by the evil Squirrel Mafia. Again.

• Learn more about our failed attempt to steal all the world's cheese
• Join the Bloopinator Secret Society and become an honorary member of the most exclusive club in the land!

Recent Snacks:

We've been enjoying a lot of Nacho average Nacho cheese Doritos lately... and some pizza. And also some more Nachos.

• Check out our snack log to see what we've been munching on!
• Join the Secret Snack Society and get access to our secret stash of the world's most epic snacks!

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Visit us on our secret forum for more information on the goings on in the secret lair.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can portal yourself to our secret portal.